D-1 Disruption

Disruption is an external course intended for students at other schools who are in danger of straight-As performance.  Classes include:
Leaving early
Being A Bad Influence
Appearing To Pay Attention
Late Assignment Submission
Kicking Under Tables
Throwing Wads Of Paper

This course will be offered in the near future at all schools whose Principals have failed to send their $10,000 annual subscription