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Newsgroup discussions of the School of Disimprovement
From uk.education.staffroom :
The On-line School of Disimprovement offers courses for those who have already achieved too much and for those who want to avoid achievement in the future. There is a wide range of courses in the departments of Apathy, Procrastination and Irresponsibility - Dis
The On-line School of Disimprovement offers courses for those who have already achieved too much and for those who want to avoid achievement in the future. There is a wide range of courses in the departments of Apathy, Procrastination and Irresponsibility - Dis
Sounds just the thing for me but I'm not sure I can be bothered... - 2d
Especially if we have to do it twice. - Sheila :-D
Sorry about that - I was just trying out a new course in Pointless Repetition. - Dis
Could you say that again, please. - Sheila :-D
No, sorry, I have flunked the course.- Dis
I do that every day. I said, I do that every day. I heartily applaud this new initiative in education. It has long awaited government funding, the minister of disruption has battled long and hard for funding, which has at last been made available. I suggest this new and vigorous institution should have a logo, a yob with two fingers up, with a speech balloon proclaiming f*** **f. This would make the institution fully representative of Britain today. - Chris Ferguson
You are Irma Prunesquallor and I claim my five Bright Carvings.- greebs
Hmm. I did your course in how not to be able to finish a senten
Now I am unabl to finis mos wor
Than yo ve muc!-- Sca ~..~ (Scatterbunny)
No thanks, I've already got them.- greebs
From alt.fan.monty-python :
I will look into this when I have time. ;) - Michael Hackfeld
Good man, but for heaven's sake don't rush! The fact that you posted implies a worryingly poor level of apathy - Dis
I agree but I do sometimes lapse into periods where I actually do something. I am trying to getting better though. - Michael Hackfeld
I'll check this out tomorrow and maybe post a comment a week from Wednesday...
- IntheMyst (who works with someone who acts like she's a graduate of the school of disimprovement without having achieved anything first.)
From alt.surrealism :
For this one needs instruction? I should get a black belt in all three mentioned, plus a Congressional Medal of Honor for the whole shebang. Is there anyone on this ng who has "achieved too much"? - dmh
I fear not - the fact that you actually posted suggests your level of apathy is sadly lacking, and the speed of your response implies quite inadequate procrastination. - Dis
And the fact you responded quickly implies an even more inadequate level of both. Are you one of the instructors, or just a paid loser? - dmh
I am a professor in the Department of Irresponsibility, specialising in rushing around talking rubbish and completely ignoring all the training I have had in Apathy and Procrastination. The school is considering the possibility of opening a Department of Incompetence, which I hope to head, if they ever get around to it. - Dis
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